Jeg er en person med glimt i øyet og liker å komme med vitser. Her er noen få 😉
I filled out an application today. One of the questions was to give an example of team work. I put down “gang bang.” What? I thought it was a good answer…
Spread them wide and lick their creamy filling. God I love Oreos !
Rihanna i et rom med Pinocchio ” I love the way you lie”
When I’m good, I’m great. When I’m naughty, the neighbors need a cigarette!
Karma is like a 69er. You get what you give :)~
When it goes down, I scream. When it comes up, I lean backwards with pleasure. When it goes faster, I beg for more.Damn..gotta love roller coasters…
You want me to enjoy the little things in life? OK pull down your pants.
Got arrested for opening the cop’s zipper. Apparently I misunderstood the meaning of “Please blow Ma’am”
whats the difference between women and computers? women don’t accept 3 1/2 inch floppies
I saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had writter “I wish my wife was as dirty as this van”. I wrote “she is…when you are at work!”
When you stick your tongue out at me, you are just threatening me with a good time. Just saying.
Så var søndagskvelden reddet 🙂
Ouuuuch – jeg hyler med ham!!!
Sånn kan ting styles med lillemann 😛
Ehhhh!!!! Vræl!!!
Oooooops!
Iiiiiik – jeg kommer ikke til å bøye meg ned etter såpa!!!
Okei da sjø, skal slutte med det samme!
Holy shit – Gillette Venus bør sponse noen her!!!
Tusen hjertelig takk til Elsa for mange artige vitser 😀
